Antigone—When I was younger, I had a tough time physically.
Creon—A man cannot eat his cake and haue it stil.
Antigone—I have seen too many hospital beds.
Creon—You can’t eat your cake and have it too.
Antigone—It made me stronger.
Creon—You can’t sit on two chairs,
Antigone—Makes you realize death is always near, for anyone.
Creon—You can’t dance at two weddings.
Antigone—And what a wonderful thing life is and how grateful we should be.
Chorus—She cannot eat her cake and have her cake.